1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:50,880 Hello! It's Tove. I'm sort of sleeping. 4 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,320 Does it apply to booking, then try my agent. 5 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:57,400 OK. Say something after the beep. 6 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:57,480 Hello. Sitting in the taxi. 7 00:01:59,560 --> 00:02:01,800 Just checking. 8 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:08,040 Ten minutes, says the driver. 9 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:10,280 Yes. See you soon. 10 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,919 Oh, God. Oh my God! 11 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,400 It's true...Carl... 12 00:02:20,560 --> 00:02:23,600 -Good morning. -Damn! My passport. 13 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,160 -Pass, pass... - Is this it? 14 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:39,760 Yes, exactly. Nobody looks good in the passport. 15 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:44,520 - No, but you are 33 years old. -Yes. And how old are you? 16 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,480 19 ... and a half. 17 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:54,400 OK. Damn. Taxi, taxi... I have to call a cab. 18 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:56,560 Calm down. 19 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:01,400 - I have a car. I have a car. - Damn. 20 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,840 Mom, she's not my girlfriend. 21 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:11,120 - She is 33. - Why do I have to drive her, then? 22 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,520 -Take it easy. - I'll throw you out of the car! 23 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:18,560 -Can't you just drive? - Can I ask for some respect? 24 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,880 Damn, sorry... 25 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:26,440 He actually looked older. It was dark. 26 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:30,840 You can't say anything to save this. 27 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:32,440 No. 28 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,280 - She doesn't answer? -No. 29 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,120 -Don't hit the lady. - Sorry. 30 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,080 - Henrik! -Honey! 31 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:51,760 - We should have picked her up. - She is not twelve years old, mother. 32 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,560 Hello. Sorry, there's a queue here. 33 00:03:57,960 --> 00:04:00,600 Take one before the flight. Here. 34 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:04,200 But then... 35 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:07,160 They don't wait because she's late. 36 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,440 -Then we can't go. - She can take another flight. 37 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:13,880 -Malin, do something. -Listen, mom. 38 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:18,720 Maybe it's for the best that it's just the two of us. Take another one. 39 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,279 You were lucky there. 40 00:04:57,440 --> 00:05:00,880 You cannot come at the last minute when to fly. 41 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:04,600 -Hey! - So nice that you could come. 42 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,400 - Where's dad? - He's gone. 43 00:05:07,560 --> 00:05:09,080 What? 44 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,880 - Sit down. -Yes, but where is dad? 45 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:15,600 - He's dead. -Is he dead? 46 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:20,839 What am I saying, Malin? 47 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,560 - They should just separate. - Shit, man! Are you going to divorce? 48 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,360 Shit, man? Is that all you have to say? 49 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:34,440 - I saw them in the archive room. - We won't talk about that now. 50 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:38,320 I was just going to get some folders. 51 00:05:38,480 --> 00:05:41,240 She had his penis in her mouth. 52 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,240 - Mom! -Who had whose penis in their mouth? 53 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:49,960 John. The new accounting girl. 54 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:54,760 She is helpful and kind, but now it's over. 55 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:57,520 Take your seat! 56 00:05:57,680 --> 00:06:00,320 - Now that's enough! - Sorry. 57 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,240 Like that. Now we have a holiday. 58 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:13,560 It wasn't me. 59 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,839 Dad thinks you seem mentally unstable. 60 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:25,800 - So? Is he a psychologist or not? -Yes. 61 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:30,400 - Cool glasses. - It's mom's. 62 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:33,560 -Don't destroy them. - Do they dress me? 63 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:38,200 Imagine if I go crazy and go inside in your ear and eat your brain… 64 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:40,520 Don't touch them. 65 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,279 - I have to pee. -What? 66 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:51,279 - I have to go to the toilet. -Now? 67 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:54,240 But... You, I'm sorry. 68 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:57,760 My son needs to go to the toilet. Do you think... 69 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,520 No, no one is going to the toilet. 70 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,600 -We hurry... - Look at the sign. 71 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:06,960 - You have to hold on. - It's coming now. 72 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:08,600 Here. 73 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:15,040 -Do you give my son alcohol? - I give him something to pee in. 74 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:20,240 Ladies and gentlemen, in a moment we will land in Croatia. 75 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:24,520 Ensure that the seat belt is clamped,- 76 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:30,520 -and that the seat back is straightened. Many thanks. 77 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:33,000 Some privacy. 78 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,880 Thanks. 79 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:43,320 Can you hold this one? 80 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:47,240 -Can I have some? - No, it's pee. 81 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,200 Why is everything so difficult with you? 82 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,480 -Oh my God. Here, mom. -It is pee! 83 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:03,680 Welcome to Croatia. 84 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:36,520 Psychologist? Then you have to be careful what you say. 85 00:08:36,679 --> 00:08:39,200 No, I'm on vacation. 86 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,440 Move! Get control of the kids. 87 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,360 - Henrik! - Sorry. 88 00:08:46,679 --> 00:08:50,200 You probably haven't booked family hotel? 89 00:08:50,360 --> 00:08:52,600 - Yeah. -Oh my God. 90 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,280 11, 12, 13 ... No, wait. Have I talked to you? 91 00:08:56,440 --> 00:08:58,200 Yes, twice. 92 00:08:58,360 --> 00:09:02,160 Here it says that there are four of you. I don't see any Bengt. 93 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,040 - Isn't he traveling with you? -No. 94 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:09,280 Wait a minute. It says here that Bengt Malmberg is traveling with you. 95 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,360 He is dead. 96 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:16,080 No, he's on the list. One cannot be on the list if you are dead. 97 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:20,400 Now you are terribly unprofessional. 98 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:44,360 So good! It is exactly as in the pictures. 99 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:55,360 -Joy me. -So dad has moved? 100 00:09:56,160 --> 00:09:59,360 Come on, Tove. We go in and look at your room. 101 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,000 Yes well... 102 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:09,559 Don't talk about dad all the time. 103 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:14,120 Shall we pretend? as if nothing happened? 104 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,280 You really have a view of the bar. 105 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,679 Maybe you can spin some discs. 106 00:10:21,800 --> 00:10:24,160 If you are bored. 107 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:59,200 Hello, mommy's little treasure! Hello. Here is mine and grandma's room. 108 00:11:00,440 --> 00:11:05,840 No, she has a room next door. Lars, have you turned on the heat? 109 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:11,000 So get down and do it. We have agreed on that. Hello? 110 00:11:11,160 --> 00:11:13,520 - Everyone greets. -What? 111 00:11:13,679 --> 00:11:15,960 All greetings! 112 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:31,440 I don't understand what which is included in the price. 113 00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:33,760 War museum. War Museum. 114 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:37,679 - Dad would like that. - But he's not here. 115 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:44,880 It is a historical tour. First departure every morning at 06.30. 116 00:11:45,040 --> 00:11:47,200 Or lie by the pool. 117 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:50,640 - It's nice to experience something. -They have massages. 118 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,920 Now I have to pay for it that someone should touch me. 119 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:56,720 Of course I will pay for that. 120 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:02,679 - We can then treat her to that. -But, Malin... 121 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,760 -Sorry, girls. - We should eat now! 122 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:17,360 Just stay seated, Tove. You who are so hungry. 123 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,120 My God! 124 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:34,240 Did you hear anything? 125 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:40,040 No, I didn't hear anything. 126 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:46,160 - Just sleep, mom. - Sorry. 127 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,960 No, you don't have to explain it. 128 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:30,320 You turned out, that's how it is. Yes. 129 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:35,840 You must come here, then. Hold up. Not a word about Jonna. 130 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,679 Cut out. You are not in love. 131 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,720 No, you have to listen. Come down and fix this. 132 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:45,640 Is that dad you're talking to? Hang up. 133 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:49,320 - I can't hear you. - Hang up, Tove! Hang up! 134 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,320 -Dad? -Damn it, dad! Phew! 135 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:59,440 I've had to sort this out for two weeks. 136 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,080 I have fed driven, picked up and moved. 137 00:14:03,240 --> 00:14:07,320 You can't fucking call the pig now! 138 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:11,000 Two weeks? Why haven't you? said something to me? 139 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,040 - We agreed not to. -We? 140 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:18,840 Yes. What could you contribute? if you had known? 141 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:23,240 I don't know that. I guess I had... 142 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:26,280 ... delivered ... picked up pizza. 143 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:29,000 You should have called me. 144 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:32,840 When mom had a stroke, we called for three days. 145 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:36,240 It was a small blood clot. The mobile was dead. 146 00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:39,600 There was no small blood clot. 147 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:49,400 You, Tove, can I ask you about a little thing? What are my children's names? 148 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,520 They are called... 149 00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,560 I can't think while you stare. 150 00:14:58,720 --> 00:15:01,640 Seriously. Then I get an iron blanket. 151 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,040 I guess they have such ... children's names. 152 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,920 Skydream. Tiger Lily. 153 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:13,560 Pinocchio Blue. 154 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,400 You're crazy. 155 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:21,560 No, I'm not angry. I'm…embarrassingly touched. 156 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:25,480 It feels like you don't want to be part of the family. 157 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:28,840 Must be mom's best friend to be? 158 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,360 You arrive late and hungover dirty clothes in a yellow Ikea bag. 159 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:38,280 A yellow one. The yellow you use when you walk around Ikea. 160 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,840 When you get to the checkout, can you buy a blue one. 161 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,600 You don't even treat us to that. 162 00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:50,960 We are your family, whether you like it or not or not. We are real people. 163 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,080 Are you trying to harass me? 164 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:07,640 I try to explain that we don't no longer expect anything from you. 165 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:11,120 Only in this way can we avoid being disappointed. 166 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:14,960 We know that you haven't bought anything for mom. 167 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,160 - I have that then. -What have you bought? 168 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,720 For the birthday? For her birthday now? 169 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:26,320 The fool, as you stare. 170 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,800 I have bought ... everything. 171 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:34,920 Sleep well. 172 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:48,480 Thanks. 173 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,320 We have closed. 174 00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,960 -Just one drink? - We have rules here ... and life. 175 00:17:02,120 --> 00:17:07,080 I live here with my sister and mom. Mom's birthday is tomorrow. 176 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,840 Is there anything you can recommend? 177 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,600 We would like to have some fun. 178 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:15,119 Very fun? 179 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:20,320 I got cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, roofies- 180 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,040 -and can get good hash, Moroccan and Afghani. 181 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:29,400 - No, no. No drugs. - No, then. I'm not crazy. 182 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,960 This is a family hotel. 183 00:17:32,119 --> 00:17:38,720 So you want porn? I have homosexuals, lesbians, twins, mongooses, animals. 184 00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:42,040 No! No porn. What is wrong with you? 185 00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,920 I'm kidding you. I have no porn. 186 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,119 Here. This is probably more your style. 187 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,200 You seem to need one. 188 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:04,640 -Nostrovia. - I'm from Sweden. We say toast. 189 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:09,160 I know Sweden. Pippi, Volvo, Ikea, 190 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,600 - Zlatan Ibrahimovic and beautiful women. 191 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,080 My name is Antonio. Toast. 192 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:25,840 Too strong for you? 193 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:30,440 Nothing is too strong for Swedish women. 194 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,840 So where is your husband? 195 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:41,600 I would like to ask you something. 196 00:18:41,760 --> 00:18:45,280 Do these check tricks to work for you? 197 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,880 Occasionally. 198 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,840 Not really. 199 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,760 No. It's mom's birthday tomorrow. 200 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:02,440 I have to get up early, and I must not spoil this. 201 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:06,080 You don't die from one drink. And you're on vacation. 202 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,840 Toast. 203 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,440 Only one. 204 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,720 Damn. 205 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,720 Damn. 206 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:27,240 Hello. 207 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,560 - You can't just paint me then. - Sorry. 208 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,880 My shoes. where are my shoes 209 00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:05,280 Hello! 210 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:13,240 Toast. 211 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:22,760 I AM A VIRGO (but the shirt is old) 212 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,800 Hello. Thanks. 213 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:04,480 Walk of shame. 214 00:21:04,640 --> 00:21:07,160 - What? -Away game. 215 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,200 Mom? Malin? 216 00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:26,200 - Do I seem mentally unstable? - A little. 217 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:30,720 I am not. You can salute that psycho...your log dad and say. 218 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,000 He is sleeping. 219 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:37,640 He sat up all night and ... cried. 220 00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:41,240 So? 221 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,040 They eat breakfast. 222 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,760 We will sit here for the children's sake. 223 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:54,480 I'll blow if you have sat here before. Now we sit here. 224 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:59,240 What is it with people? What? What would you like to do today? 225 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:02,119 Shouldn't we wait for Tove? 226 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:04,240 Yes, then. 227 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:08,600 Good morning. Congratulations on the day. 228 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,119 I bought some presents. I think you will like them. 229 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:17,359 You have rushed to you something in the souvenir shop. 230 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,160 No, I bought it online. 231 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:25,240 Yep, so you ordered these things from Croatia online,- 232 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:31,560 -at home in Sweden, and that was it sent via Sweden here? Or vice versa? 233 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:35,640 So honestly... I love Croatia. 234 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,640 - Give the fuck in the cup. -What is this? 235 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,600 No, no, no. 236 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:48,440 Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you 237 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:54,400 happy birthday, dear Inger happy birthday to you 238 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:59,359 I said 60. I said 60, mom. Hell either. 239 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:02,520 - It's on Thursday. -What? 240 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,760 Mum's birthday is on Thursday. 241 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,760 -Thursday. - We can celebrate it today too. 242 00:23:09,920 --> 00:23:13,520 Yes. Mom deserves more days. 243 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:16,800 - Do you have anything special planned? -What? 244 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,760 If you thought it was my birthday today. 245 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,960 Yes, Tove, What's on the program? 246 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:26,359 Perhaps you have booked something online? 247 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,960 Look here, then. Look at these two. 248 00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,440 She doesn't have hands. 249 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,160 That's why it's so great- 250 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:52,320 - that she has added that cake the sister with all that icing. 251 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:56,600 She must have had help with that. The glaze. 252 00:23:56,760 --> 00:24:00,440 Would you like to eat a cake? I had baked with my feet? 253 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:02,640 If you had no hands. 254 00:24:02,800 --> 00:24:06,320 Wouldn't the feet be disgusting if I had no hands? 255 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,840 Then it would be a pity for you. Now you're just gross and tiresome. 256 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:14,160 Mom, can you rub my back? 257 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:27,240 Tove! Hold up! 258 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:30,760 -No, honestly! -Do you fight on mom's birthday? 259 00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:36,400 She's just doing it so you don't have to feel like a zero. 260 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,200 No! It's fun to watch people. 261 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:47,760 - Now we're going to try the water slide. - No, I'm too old for that. 262 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:52,080 -You're not too old for anything. - Drive yourself. She is in pain. 263 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:55,000 She doesn't hurt anywhere. Come on! 264 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:58,480 If you don't feel like it, you don't have to do it. 265 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:01,119 Come on, mom. Malin does not dare. 266 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,720 - We can drive together. - It says one at a time. 267 00:25:04,880 --> 00:25:08,560 Next. Next. 268 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,000 - You go first. -Next! 269 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:12,760 Yes, yes. 270 00:25:16,560 --> 00:25:19,680 Next. You must drive down now. 271 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,640 Lady! Drop the roof! 272 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,720 Is it mom? 273 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:32,359 Drop the edge! Lady! 274 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:40,480 - Let go, mom. It is not dangerous! - She doesn't want to! 275 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:43,800 Can someone turn off the water? 276 00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:54,000 Mom? Mom? 277 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:58,480 Call 112! 112! 278 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,760 - Mom? -Help us! 279 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:10,200 - Mom? Are you doing well? - Yes. It's going well. I ... 280 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,800 Oh my god, I've lost my ring. 281 00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,359 -Oh my God! -Everything okay? 282 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:23,600 Turn off the water immediately! Mom's wedding ring is gone. 283 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:29,840 Empty the pool immediately! I want to talk to the boss now! Now! 284 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:34,800 This is incredible! My God, that is! 285 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,200 But maybe that's just as well. 286 00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,480 I just thought we were going to die together. 287 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,480 - There was never any danger of that. - Not that. 288 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,960 I mean...Daddy and me. 289 00:26:52,119 --> 00:26:55,359 I don't want to grow old and die lonely. 290 00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:00,280 He is the one who wants to sit alone and die in front of the television. 291 00:27:00,440 --> 00:27:02,760 It's your life that you want. 292 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,600 I don't want to be the one who has none. 293 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,280 One does not want someone who is worth nothing. 294 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,440 You have your life ahead of you. You can get the one you point to. 295 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,400 You just have to decide. It's not like that for me. 296 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:21,000 Yes. 297 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,040 Damn it, mom. You're a bit of a bargain. 298 00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:30,400 I look like a digested apple, Tove. 299 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:35,600 You don't do that at all. You are beautiful. You are a...milf. 300 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:41,480 They refused to empty the pool, but on Thursday they clean the filter. 301 00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:46,040 -A milf? - Mothers I Like to Fuck. 302 00:27:46,200 --> 00:27:50,320 - It is meant positively. - I'm probably rather a pilf. 303 00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:54,760 -Pilf? What...? -Yes, Pensioner I Like to Fuck. 304 00:27:55,920 --> 00:27:57,840 Mom, then! 305 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:02,640 I have seen at least 20 men drool over you. 306 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,920 Do you have it? 307 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:10,720 Mom, you're pretty. You are kind, lovely, intelligent. 308 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:16,760 If you just loosen up a little, must we ask the men to follow suit. 309 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:18,840 Do you think so? 310 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,680 Do you really believe that? 311 00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:26,240 Shall we go out on the town tonight? so you'll see that I'm right? 312 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:31,920 Dear Tove, sometimes it's nice to see the world through your eyes. 313 00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:39,360 Tove, do you have a moment? Birthday secret. 314 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,560 What do you do for a living? 315 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:44,720 Why are you imagining something like that for her? 316 00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,480 Sure she can meet someone. 317 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:51,240 Who wants to check out an old wreck? 318 00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:56,840 -Do you have siblings? -No. 319 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:59,040 Good luck to you. It's hell. 320 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:02,000 It's better than being lonely. 321 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:05,480 You haven't met my sister. She hates me. 322 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,640 - Do you hate her back? -No. 323 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:11,800 It's a bad sign when adults smoke like that. 324 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,560 Dad smoked like that for a whole month after mom left us. 325 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,840 Now I'll go out and find out a man for mom. 326 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,160 Can I join? 327 00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,720 Come on. 328 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:34,040 Right. Who might want to to check out an old wreck? 329 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:47,920 - He's not... - Yes, he is perfect. 330 00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:52,400 Hello! Excuse me, do you know what time it is? 331 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,800 -What pleases? -Oh, you're Swedish. So good. 332 00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:59,360 Nice place you have found. Do you and your wife... 333 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,760 Please, I have no wife. 334 00:30:01,920 --> 00:30:05,520 So have dinner with me. With me, my sister and mum. 335 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:11,720 You will love mom. She is great fun. Definitely your type. 336 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:15,800 I doubt that. Honey, hello. 337 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:19,760 This young lady will that I will go out with her mother. 338 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,320 - I said that hairstyle was crazy. - You're dripping! 339 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,560 Excuse me. Relax. Have a good time. 340 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:33,320 -Would you like some coke? - No, no, he means Coca-Cola. 341 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,880 What is it with those people? 342 00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,320 I hope you have a nice holiday. 343 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:50,400 You know what? Do you like older women? 344 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:56,040 - You are not old. - Not me. That applies to mom. 345 00:30:57,960 --> 00:31:01,200 Shall I be with you? and your mother at the same time? 346 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:05,560 No, just her. I need one who can flirt with her- 347 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,280 -and make her feel good tonight. 348 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:16,120 So I'll get your old mother to feel good? 349 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:21,120 She's not that old. Just flirting. One kiss, nothing more. 350 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,760 Please? 351 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,680 Do I look like a prostitute? 352 00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,720 Toast. 353 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,160 -Are you doing well? -Yes. 354 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:16,280 -Can I come in? - Yes, just come in. 355 00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,800 You did my makeup when you were little. Do you remember that? 356 00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,600 I've gotten better. 357 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:55,040 My God... 358 00:32:56,800 --> 00:32:59,560 Redder than a baboon's butt. 359 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,680 -Excuse me. -A cute baboon. 360 00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,120 -Yes, I love baboons. -Yes! 361 00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,800 - Is it funny that I'm in pain? -No. You have a nice little butt. 362 00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:18,360 Imagine you have given birth to three children. 363 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:23,560 - They didn't come out of the ass. - That would explain the colour. 364 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:28,400 Life leaves its mark, Malin. And that's nice. 365 00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,240 Can you guys go out now? I'm going to shower. 366 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,800 Toast! 367 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,960 It's fun to get out a little. We can use the hotel's babysitter. 368 00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:51,040 I don't want to waste money on to feel stupid and old. 369 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:53,000 Darling... 370 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,840 That's a bit too much, isn't it? 371 00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,080 - Not if you sell sex. -What did you say? 372 00:35:00,239 --> 00:35:04,000 It's amazing that you're turning sixty. 373 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:07,360 - Please. - You are beautiful, mom. 374 00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:12,840 Is it included in the price? We do not pay extra for anything. 375 00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:15,320 It's from that gentleman. 376 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,080 To me? Sorry, but I'm married. 377 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,640 Yes, yes. The Lord actually said that it was for her. 378 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:33,000 But it's mom. 379 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:41,320 - Mom. Cheers to him. - It's not for her. 380 00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:52,000 Oh no... My God, he's coming over here. 381 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,640 Yes. 382 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,120 Hello. My name is Antonio. 383 00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,320 Yes, my name is Inger. 384 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:04,800 Inkers? What a beautiful name. And your sisters...? 385 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,480 No, these are my daughters. 386 00:36:09,160 --> 00:36:11,120 He probably understands that. 387 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:15,080 Excuse me. We're just going to have a drink, so if you want to… 388 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:18,600 -Would you like to sit down? - Of course. 389 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,680 -What are you doing now? -Come on. We go outside and smoke. 390 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:27,280 - You can smoke here. -But not here-here. 391 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:31,480 Hey, where are you going now? 392 00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,760 - Mom, we'll be back. -Yes, do it. 393 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:39,960 -Now it really became all inclusive. - To share is to care. 394 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,640 Let me know if you get bored Babyface in there. 395 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,840 -Toast. - Yes, cheers. 396 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,560 Toast. 397 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:07,520 I have to go look for them. 398 00:37:07,680 --> 00:37:12,280 - They are adults. - Yes, they are. 399 00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:21,000 He must be 15-20 years younger than mum. 400 00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:24,080 Maybe he likes older women. 401 00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:27,200 Yeah, or he's a psychopath. 402 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,280 Maybe he drove her somewhere,- 403 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,160 -and now he cuts out her internal organs. 404 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:38,560 If he was an organ thief, he would probably bet on a younger one. 405 00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:42,680 You need to loosen up a bit. You must learn to relax. 406 00:37:50,040 --> 00:37:54,280 -Toast. -Why are you doing this? 407 00:37:57,280 --> 00:38:00,040 You remind me of someone. 408 00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,960 If you want to go, I totally understand. 409 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:08,719 Sometimes it's better not to talk with someone and just be alone. 410 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:13,480 No. No, no, no. I don't want to be alone. 411 00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:18,719 I'm alone when... That's the only thing I am. 412 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,040 Excuse me. 413 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,200 Never excuse your feelings. 414 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:31,360 Only then do you become truly lonely. 415 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,160 Believe me, I have been. 416 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:39,719 -Never say sorry. - That's just the way it has to be. 417 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:42,760 Thanks. 418 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,840 I will be the one who has to help her. 419 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,360 -How do you think it went? -Pretty good. 420 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:53,400 You are welcome to take over. 421 00:38:53,560 --> 00:38:55,960 Then I collect the leftovers. 422 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,120 All the organs he doesn't want. 423 00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:03,160 Sorry, Malin! Sorry, sorry. 424 00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:21,040 where is mom? 425 00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,560 Come, let's dance! 426 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,400 Mom? 427 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:25,760 What are you doing here? 428 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:29,200 You left without saying anything. 429 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:33,440 Yes, I know that. Sorry, but Antonio wanted to dance. 430 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:35,800 He is amazing. 431 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,239 Come on, it's late. 432 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,239 Just go home. I'll come later. Have it! 433 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,560 You have a beautiful mother! 434 00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:51,840 He's crazy. He thinks I'm beautiful. 435 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:56,160 -Have it! -Have it! 436 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:57,960 Come on. 437 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,640 Hold up! Ouch! 438 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,280 - That was Tove. -Yes. 439 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,680 But ... good night, then. 440 00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,880 Do you want to join in? 441 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,719 Hold up. what are you doing 442 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:55,360 Now you've finished smoking, Tove. Now mom is going to smoke. 443 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:18,040 Do you never miss a life with a man, children, insurance and cutlery? 444 00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:22,480 - I have cutlery. -You know what I mean. 445 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,800 -A proper life. -Like yours, right? 446 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:32,640 Do you love your children just as much? when you are a mother? 447 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:37,160 Yes, I love my children higher than anything on earth. 448 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:41,000 But some of them are more annoying than others. 449 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:53,280 Hello. Have you had a nice evening? 450 00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,880 No. 451 00:42:56,040 --> 00:42:58,960 I have had a wonderful evening- 452 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:04,320 - with a wonderful man whom I shall meet again tomorrow! 453 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:09,040 What kind of thing? 454 00:43:09,200 --> 00:43:11,719 Why are you meeting tomorrow? 455 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:16,320 Mom, why are you meeting? again tomorrow? 456 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:19,280 -Hush! - But she doesn't answer. 457 00:43:19,440 --> 00:43:22,719 Yes, but you can't... Leave her alone. 458 00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:25,880 I haven't danced like that in 30 years. 459 00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,480 What else did you do? 460 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,800 What? Are you asking if I have been? in bed with Antonio? 461 00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:42,280 I don't have that. 462 00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:47,280 Yet. 463 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:04,640 Oh, it's you. What do you want? It is seven in the morning. 464 00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,160 Why the hell? did you ask her out tonight? 465 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:11,600 You won't get any more money. 466 00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:14,520 Because I like her. 467 00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:18,760 She is a lovely woman. She is brave and honest. 468 00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,880 -Are you kidding? -No. 469 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:26,520 If it's going to make me jealous, then it doesn't work. 470 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:29,440 I'm not interested. 471 00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:35,280 Do you think it's about you? Goodbye. I have to sleep. 472 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:37,200 Now wait a minute! 473 00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:43,120 If you cancel the appointment tonight, I'll pay you for it. 474 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:48,880 As I have said before: I'm not a prostitute. 475 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:54,960 Exactly! That's why I pay you not to be. 476 00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:58,280 I can't believe I slept with you. 477 00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:09,760 He was just going to strengthen her confidence. 478 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,480 Isn't it good if they are in love? 479 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,239 They are not. He is not. 480 00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:18,680 She gets hurt, and it's my fault. 481 00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:21,160 Is it not your fault? 482 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,680 Are you also a psychologist? 483 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,560 Maybe... Maybe it's just sex. 484 00:45:28,719 --> 00:45:32,320 What? They can just forget that. 485 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,360 Forget it. Forget it! 486 00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:40,719 I don't want to go to the spa with mom and her toyboy. 487 00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:45,480 You don't need to bathe. You can... stand by the edge and keep an eye on them. 488 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:48,360 Go in yourself, if you are concerned. 489 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:51,239 Damn. 490 00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:55,960 Hello. 491 00:45:57,360 --> 00:46:01,800 - So this is where you hide. -What are you doing here? 492 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,160 I just wanted to see if everything is okay. 493 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,880 -Yes. We are fine. -Abrupt. Fine. 494 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:13,520 Do you intend to stand there? 495 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,600 -What are you doing now? - Everyone can have a bath, right? 496 00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:23,200 -What does she want? - I don't know. 497 00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:30,640 Nice spa with ... water. 498 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,440 Hold up. Go up now. 499 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,680 Excuse me. 500 00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:48,680 Tove! Send in a waiter, are you kind 501 00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:51,760 Yes. 502 00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,160 Five more bourbon shots. 503 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:06,040 You have beautiful tits. But you don't have children, do you? 504 00:47:06,200 --> 00:47:08,719 Yes, I have three. 505 00:47:10,200 --> 00:47:13,520 But they stayed home. Now I miss them. 506 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,040 This is Viktor and ... Laura. 507 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:22,840 Sorry, but I'm not interested in seeing your stupid children. 508 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:27,000 But what do you do to have such great tits still? 509 00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,640 Here sits a poor ... 510 00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:37,400 Hello! 511 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,200 ... and fighting to survive. Toast. 512 00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:52,880 Honestly! 513 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:03,560 Five shots of bourbon. 514 00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:47,040 Five more shots, please. 515 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,560 You're a psychologist, right? 516 00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:08,880 -Do you think I look boring? -No. You're sitting on my shirt. 517 00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:15,120 And you don't want my tail on your nice psychologist shirt? 518 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:21,960 You can get drunk even if you have children. 519 00:49:22,120 --> 00:49:26,200 -Yes. - Do I look like someone who never drinks? 520 00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,239 - Did my sister say that? -What do you mean? 521 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:38,400 Those are olive stones which I have spat out. 522 00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:48,680 I have always been on time and have stood waiting like another idiot. 523 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:51,800 I fixed...fix-fix-fix! 524 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:56,520 But now she has met a bartender who can dance. 525 00:49:57,920 --> 00:50:00,000 So now she sucks on me. 526 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:06,120 Who do you think gets credit for her being so happy again? My sister. 527 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,120 That genius. 528 00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,440 So you're hurt because- 529 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:16,320 -your sister managed to create some joy in your mother's life? 530 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,960 Yes... You hear it yourself, right? 531 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,520 Oh. Food poisoning? 532 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:11,800 No, I just ate some stale nuts. 533 00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,320 I'm a little drunk. 534 00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:18,520 It helps to stab a finger in the throat. 535 00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:21,520 No, I won't do that. 536 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,480 I have persevered ten rounds of communicable disease. 537 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:31,400 Think of something disgusting. Here, Malin. Look at the toilet brush. 538 00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:33,239 No. 539 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:38,080 Imagine taking it in your mouth ... and polish with it. 540 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:41,840 Here. 541 00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,480 Oh, thank you so much! 542 00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:53,440 -You... You are so beautiful. -Yes. 543 00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,320 -Oh my god... -Now, now, now. Come on! 544 00:52:08,040 --> 00:52:10,960 -Where have you been? -On the beach. 545 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,600 -Now? With Antonio? -Yes. The waves were absolutely incredible. 546 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,800 I almost believed I was going to drown. 547 00:52:18,960 --> 00:52:22,440 Then he carried me out of the water and up to a sunbed. 548 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:26,480 There were so many crabs on the beach, and we saw nothing. 549 00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,719 - He is absolutely fantastic. -He carried you up to a sunbed? 550 00:52:30,880 --> 00:52:36,520 There's something about southern men. It's not just something you say. 551 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,560 I have to wash myself. I have sand everywhere. 552 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,120 God, it smells like vomit in here. 553 00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:48,040 -Little friend. - Then I go home to myself. 554 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:56,000 -Hey! I'm talking to you! -To me? 555 00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:01,360 Yes. You need to stop seeing her before she falls in love with you. 556 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,800 Is she in love with me? 557 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:08,880 If you don't stop seeing her, I tell her everything. 558 00:53:09,040 --> 00:53:10,760 Good idea. 559 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,719 Show her my drawing of you- 560 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:17,360 -when you lay naked in my bed, when we loved. 561 00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:20,880 She becomes so proud of her daughter. 562 00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,520 Breathe in. Exhale. 563 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:57,160 You have to crawl in. You are the least. 564 00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,239 Should I take it? 565 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:28,600 Stand over there and close your eyes. 566 00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:31,200 So nobody finds it. 567 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:50,960 Shouldn't we go for a walk today? 568 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,480 where is mom? 569 00:54:59,800 --> 00:55:01,520 Oh. 570 00:55:07,640 --> 00:55:09,120 Excuse me! 571 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,719 -What is it? -She stood with the shower... 572 00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:19,000 She stood with the shower between her legs. 573 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,000 -Why that? -So between the legs, as you know. 574 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,320 - How disgusting you are. - She's the one who's disgusting. 575 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,280 What then? You are 12 years old, right? 576 00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:33,719 I don't know what you think, but that's not true. 577 00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:39,320 Something is happening to the abdomen when approaching 40. 578 00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:43,840 - You may have noticed that, Malin? - No, and I don't want to talk about it. 579 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:49,800 The problem is just and the mucous membranes become so dry. 580 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,480 Many are ashamed of it. 581 00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:55,880 But now you get products you can stuff in. 582 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:59,560 There are salves you can grease the crack. 583 00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,200 - Then it will be as good as new. - Are you finished? 584 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:07,120 No. Mom tell more about the products- 585 00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:10,560 - you can ... lubricate the crack. 586 00:56:10,719 --> 00:56:12,560 Mom! 587 00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,640 I have truly childish children. 588 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:40,880 - Hello. - Hello. Excuse me. 589 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:44,200 -What's the matter? - No, sorry. 590 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,320 Stop saying sorry. 591 00:56:49,239 --> 00:56:52,480 I just don't know what we are doing. 592 00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:55,239 I know that. We're going out for a swim. 593 00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:59,480 You're so kind and all that, and i... 594 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:03,040 And...I have feelings. 595 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:08,719 - Is it so wrong? - There is an age difference. 596 00:57:10,040 --> 00:57:13,800 -Oh, now I understand. -Yes. 597 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:17,400 I'm too old for you. You want a younger one. 598 00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:23,160 You said I worry too much. Let's let go of the worries. 599 00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,040 -Toast. -Toast. 600 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:30,720 Your friend is very popular. 601 00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,800 -What do you think of Swedish men? -Not interested. 602 00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,960 We look after children. 603 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:43,400 When I had a papa binder, fingers turned orange from all the shit. 604 00:57:44,120 --> 00:57:46,720 Still not interested. 605 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:50,760 She has to lock the door. 606 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:55,680 It's only good that she has started fiddle with yourself a bit. 607 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:57,360 Oh. 608 00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:59,600 Hell either. 609 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,240 - The fool, as they cline. -Yes. 610 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:15,320 Let's hope they cool down a bit before they meet the children. 611 00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:21,320 If he now becomes ours plasticovic dad. 612 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,200 They must not fall in love. 613 00:58:24,360 --> 00:58:27,960 It's nice that she found it one who is kind to her. 614 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:32,360 But he is a player which lies with everything and everyone. 615 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:37,000 -How do you know that? - I just know that. 616 00:58:39,320 --> 00:58:41,680 No. 617 00:58:41,840 --> 00:58:45,120 Of course I don't have it. 618 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:49,760 -And if I had... - Have you slept with mom's new type? 619 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,320 Now we are on a completely different level. 620 00:58:53,480 --> 00:58:56,760 So you're mum's pool nurse. 621 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:59,920 No, no. Puledatter. 622 00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,080 Hole sister. 623 00:59:02,240 --> 00:59:04,440 Identical twins. 624 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,960 It's not funny. 625 00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:15,880 So he just walked straight away from you to her? 626 00:59:18,400 --> 00:59:20,960 Yes, but that's because... 627 00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:25,600 -Because what? -Yes, because... 628 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:29,640 It's like that something she ... exudes. 629 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,600 What is it? 630 01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:12,440 -What do you want now? - Thank you for your psychological opinion. 631 01:00:12,600 --> 01:00:15,320 -There is one thing... - I have a holiday. 632 01:00:15,480 --> 01:00:19,560 Me too, but it is don't eat psychology questions. 633 01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:24,280 I have children. I have a well paid job, I have career as ... 634 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:30,160 Now my sister has slept with a man. It is completely normal. Good for her. 635 01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:33,680 But then the same man goes and sleeps with mom. 636 01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:37,480 Good for her too. Beyond that with Oedipus and the like. 637 01:00:37,640 --> 01:00:40,400 I'm not jealous. I am married. 638 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,640 Why would I sleep with Antonio? 639 01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:47,120 Should I answer that, or...? 640 01:00:47,280 --> 01:00:52,040 No, I'm just wondering why he jumps me- 641 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:54,520 -like in a game of Chinese chess. 642 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:58,680 If you now as a man, not as a psychologist, but as a man, - 643 01:00:58,840 --> 01:01:02,680 -had to choose between me, my sister and mom... 644 01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:05,800 So completely animalistic, manly. 645 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,800 Manly? 646 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:12,480 Of course you choose Tove first, and that's perfectly fine. 647 01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:16,040 But… after her? 648 01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:18,560 This does not fit. 649 01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:22,440 I know that. But would you choose me or mom? 650 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,520 Am I so boring that you'd rather- 651 01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,960 -sleeping with a 60-year-old when can you get this? 652 01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:35,920 - I have children. - I have that too. Three. 653 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:41,960 Here. My son is in the room. 654 01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,840 Hello. 655 01:01:48,000 --> 01:01:49,840 Hello, hello. 656 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:03,720 Yes... 657 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,000 It's a small symbolic thing. 658 01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:17,240 - So nice. - I made it before that with dad. 659 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:20,080 I can cut him off. 660 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:24,520 No, why that? What has been, has been. 661 01:02:25,640 --> 01:02:28,080 Too bad it isn't pictures of Tove here. 662 01:02:28,240 --> 01:02:31,800 Tove probably has her own photos from the holidays. 663 01:02:31,960 --> 01:02:34,000 Or from a bar stool. 664 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:38,920 Now are new times. Now we will share both one and the other. 665 01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:42,160 Thank you, Malin. It's a terrific album. 666 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:44,640 -Abrupt. -Thank you very much. 667 01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:49,600 -What are we going to do today? -First we're going shopping. 668 01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:53,520 I have found a nice authentic fish restaurant... 669 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:57,800 Antonio's cousin has a boat. We are going sailing today. 670 01:02:57,960 --> 01:03:01,120 But if Malin has planned something, must we... 671 01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:05,040 - We can also sail, right? -Yes. It could be fun. 672 01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:09,720 - Yes, but you will not join. - It's your birthday. 673 01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:12,600 I want to be alone with Antonio. 674 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,560 And we celebrated my birthday. 675 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:19,800 It wasn't on your birthday. We want to celebrate you today. 676 01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:26,560 Maybe Antonio is right. Maybe you're jealous. 677 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:31,360 -On him? -No! On me! 678 01:03:35,320 --> 01:03:38,160 - Hello. Good morning. - Hello. 679 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,400 -A present for you. Congratulations. -Thanks. 680 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:54,760 - I hope you like it. - It is beautiful. 681 01:03:56,080 --> 01:03:59,680 I went to art school when I was young...younger. 682 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,920 Have you given my son a nude drawing of yourself? 683 01:04:08,080 --> 01:04:10,200 Uh... No. 684 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:14,040 I could be wrong, but isn't this you? 685 01:04:16,520 --> 01:04:19,040 It is very nice. 686 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,320 -Did you break into my place? -No. 687 01:04:23,480 --> 01:04:25,880 You were going to tear it apart. 688 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:28,840 Have you been naked with Antonio? 689 01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:34,360 So... That's not me. I don't look like that. 690 01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:37,560 Wish I did. 691 01:04:37,720 --> 01:04:40,800 He made a sketch by the pool,- 692 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:44,640 -and he has the rest himself fantasized about. 693 01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:47,920 What have you done? 694 01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,720 Did you tell me you paid me... 695 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:54,720 -No, no, no... No. - Paid? 696 01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,760 Have you paid Antonio? 697 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,680 You don't have that, do you? 698 01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:04,680 What? 699 01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,520 -Mom, mom. -Don't touch me. 700 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:10,720 -Not you either - I knew nothing! 701 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:13,560 That was before we met! 702 01:05:15,440 --> 01:05:18,320 That was before we met each other. 703 01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:25,320 And I who did not believe you had bought something for mom. 704 01:06:06,120 --> 01:06:07,640 Are you traveling? 705 01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:11,720 You must let me go. I just ruin everything. 706 01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:15,240 - Mom is gone. -What 707 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:18,720 She is not here. She doesn't pick up the phone. 708 01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,480 I'll take care of it. You're leaving. 709 01:06:21,640 --> 01:06:24,680 You and your important damn Ikea bag! 710 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,800 Why don't I fuck around- 711 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:33,480 -with a bag of dirty laundry and sequin panties? 712 01:06:33,640 --> 01:06:37,600 Because I have to sort everything out around the clock! 713 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:46,920 You must find her. Now I want a holiday. 714 01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:26,000 - Have all three slept with the same person? -Yes. 715 01:07:26,160 --> 01:07:28,880 They tried to buy Tommy. 716 01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:34,720 It's terribly offensive for me and my husband. 717 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:41,120 -What kind of human view is that? - If there are more, we have to report them. 718 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:49,280 have you seen my mother Inger Malmberg? 719 01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,680 -Is it time for a threesome now, or? - Henrik! 720 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:58,560 Now we're going to have ice cream. Yes, all inclusive. 721 01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,280 Malin... 722 01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,760 Mum is on the tour and arrives at five o'clock. 723 01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:49,880 Hello. 724 01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,120 Excuse me. 725 01:08:57,520 --> 01:09:02,240 Go and be with your father. Say hi to him and tell him he's right. 726 01:09:03,520 --> 01:09:06,320 I am not completely mentally stable. 727 01:09:46,760 --> 01:09:49,560 You! You are not welcome here. 728 01:09:51,280 --> 01:09:56,000 He's so sad and it's your fault. He is so fond of the old lady. 729 01:09:56,160 --> 01:09:59,360 She is gone. I have to find her. 730 01:09:59,520 --> 01:10:03,680 I know you have a car. Can you help us? 731 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:07,200 -Actually not. -Malin, give her money. 732 01:10:11,760 --> 01:10:14,280 More. 733 01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,560 Thanks. 734 01:10:52,520 --> 01:10:56,200 Do you now understand what my life is like? Like a damn Excel sheet. 735 01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:00,400 I eat breakfast in the shower and brush my teeth while I shit. 736 01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:03,640 When I for the first time is alone on holiday, - 737 01:11:03,800 --> 01:11:08,479 - are you buying a gigolo for mom, and then you slept with him yourself. 738 01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,920 Take ... Honestly, come on. 739 01:11:15,439 --> 01:11:17,800 Damn, the way you drive. 740 01:11:17,960 --> 01:11:21,360 The city was known for his supernatural powers- 741 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:24,160 - because it is so high. 742 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:27,640 According to legend, one took the old and sick 743 01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,960 -and pushed them to their deaths off the cliff. 744 01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:53,160 It was only supposed to be a kiss. 745 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:59,280 I just wanted to help her. 746 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:03,160 If she's dead, it's your fault. 747 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,640 Hold up! 748 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:35,560 I think we made a mistake. 749 01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:37,880 I think so too. 750 01:12:38,040 --> 01:12:41,400 -Oliver, are you doing well? - Yes. 751 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,360 Now your father is getting worried. 752 01:12:58,080 --> 01:13:00,760 He doesn't notice I'm gone. 753 01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:04,479 He's just upset about the divorce. It passes. 754 01:13:04,640 --> 01:13:08,120 Almost half of all children is a child of divorce. 755 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:12,120 Tove and I too. We just became it. 756 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:18,280 - But they are not divorced. - Why is he crying then? 757 01:13:18,439 --> 01:13:20,640 Yes, why is he crying? 758 01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:25,160 Because she's dead. 759 01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:34,640 I thought you said they were divorced. 760 01:13:34,800 --> 01:13:37,400 You never actually asked. 761 01:13:38,880 --> 01:13:40,920 Excuse me. 762 01:13:42,479 --> 01:13:46,640 It went very quickly. Suddenly it was just the two of us. 763 01:13:48,120 --> 01:13:50,120 What happened? 764 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:54,040 She got cancer. 765 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:07,080 Do you know what my last words are? to her was? 766 01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:08,640 No. 767 01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:13,360 I hate you. 768 01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:20,760 I said I hated her because she didn't come to my match. 769 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,240 Why do you say such stupid things to each other? 770 01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:32,920 Sometimes you say stupid things, but that means nothing. 771 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:38,880 Your mother knows you love her. 772 01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:57,080 -Is it completely dead? -Yes. 773 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:01,800 - My arm will probably have to be amputated. - Then they can take my foot too. 774 01:15:02,800 --> 01:15:06,320 We have to work together on the cake. The glaze. 775 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520 What is this? 776 01:15:14,200 --> 01:15:16,880 This is... ecstasy. 777 01:15:19,080 --> 01:15:20,760 Roofies. 778 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:24,680 This looks like smoking heroin. Who is she really? 779 01:15:24,840 --> 01:15:26,560 And who are you? 780 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:31,400 I have lived in Berlin. These are good for shoulder pain. 781 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:41,680 I need some for the foot. It's only for the injured. 782 01:15:47,360 --> 01:15:49,439 See here. And look here. 783 01:16:06,439 --> 01:16:08,560 I miss mom. 784 01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:12,800 She probably longs for you too. 785 01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:18,720 We have driven away. Then you do strange things. 786 01:16:19,560 --> 01:16:22,200 I don't want to sleep with your daddy. 787 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:27,080 Malin, you scare him. 788 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:30,080 Imagine if they never find us. 789 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:35,040 Take it easy. Sheep don't eat people. 790 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:39,720 No. On the contrary ... On the contrary. 791 01:16:43,960 --> 01:16:47,520 Sometimes I dream that I am you. 792 01:16:49,280 --> 01:16:51,160 Me? 793 01:16:51,320 --> 01:16:53,520 It's a nice dream. 794 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,640 You are beautiful. 795 01:17:20,760 --> 01:17:25,360 Oh, Mom! Mom! Oh... 796 01:17:25,520 --> 01:17:28,000 -Olive. -Oliver called. 797 01:17:28,160 --> 01:17:31,520 - Did he have a phone? -Why didn't he say anything? 798 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,760 What has happened? Have you been drinking? 799 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:38,600 -No. -Mom, I'm so sorry for everything. 800 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:43,040 Sorry, Dad. 801 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:46,080 I'm the one to say sorry. 802 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,720 I will try to cry a little less now. 803 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:56,040 So you too can be allowed to cry. 804 01:17:57,640 --> 01:18:00,600 I'm so terribly sorry for that, Oliver. 805 01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:05,640 But you ... We'll manage through this, right? 806 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:08,360 Yes. 807 01:18:36,040 --> 01:18:40,240 I need to talk to you. Please, Inker. 808 01:18:40,400 --> 01:18:43,439 - I would like to explain. -Forget it. 809 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:46,520 - Let me explain. -Go! 810 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:59,320 You need to talk to him. 811 01:18:59,479 --> 01:19:02,840 Can I afford it? What does he actually take in class? 812 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:06,680 I just paid him for to flirt with you one night. 813 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:10,439 - The rest he did voluntarily. - It's something you radiate. 814 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,880 He's crazy about you. In love. 815 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,120 Go down to him. 816 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:27,000 - Go down to him. - Go now, mom. 817 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:45,680 - That chair is taken. -Shit and go! 818 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,960 - Can I speak to Tove? - Yes, then. 819 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,000 It is private. 820 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:05,520 Right. 821 01:21:13,120 --> 01:21:16,040 Sorry I didn't throw it away. 822 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:21,479 -Why didn't you do it? - I wanted to show it off at school. 823 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:35,720 I can throw it for you. So nobody finds it. 824 01:21:38,160 --> 01:21:40,200 Have it. 825 01:21:44,479 --> 01:21:48,400 - Are we waiting for something special? - Yes, we do. 826 01:21:49,720 --> 01:21:54,479 - Fine. -11, 12. And we will be 13. 827 01:21:55,680 --> 01:21:58,720 Are there more people in your company? who are dead? 828 01:21:58,880 --> 01:22:02,880 It's really incredible how unprofessional you are. 829 01:22:09,800 --> 01:22:12,280 I'm so embarrassed. Excuse me. 830 01:22:12,439 --> 01:22:15,479 What was I thinking? You have to believe... 831 01:22:15,640 --> 01:22:19,920 I'm still on vacation. But you... 832 01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:26,800 Purely animalistic and manly... 833 01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:29,840 ... I would choose you. 834 01:22:35,080 --> 01:22:39,400 But that's not what you base it on self-confidence on. 835 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,920 No. 836 01:22:58,560 --> 01:23:00,760 So goodbye. 837 01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,880 Mom, the boat is leaving now. 838 01:23:09,439 --> 01:23:14,720 - I have to go now. - You must come back. 839 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:18,240 I'll be back. I do. 840 01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:21,160 Mom. 841 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:33,479 Goodbye, Antonio. 842 01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:37,800 -Goodbye! -Goodbye. 843 01:23:39,640 --> 01:23:42,120 - Antonio. -Yes? 844 01:23:43,640 --> 01:23:47,040 You also remind me of someone. 845 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:50,800 -Goodbye. -Goodbye. 846 01:24:03,160 --> 01:24:05,040 Mom... 847 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:10,160 I'm sorry for everything. 848 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,760 I just wanted to make you happy. 849 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:16,479 I know that. We shall never speak of this again. 850 01:24:18,240 --> 01:24:21,439 It can be difficult with you and Malin. 851 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:27,240 But darling... There could be three of us in that club. 852 01:24:31,520 --> 01:24:34,760 It sounds like a more affordable club. 853 01:28:51,120 --> 01:28:54,240 Text: Jørn-Are Haugli Johansen Scandinavian Text Service 2017